The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
In cases of major discrepancy it’s always reality that’s got it wrong.
— Douglas Adams (The Restaurant at the end of the Universe)
I have been listening, But I am not sure it’s helped.
— Arthur (Life, The Universe and Everything)
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